The Amazing Cynicalman

Jim Mackey

John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman

Suzanne Baumann

Lizard Girl

Terence Lee Cover

Antisocialman

Andrea Toth-Salamon

Edie Haskell

Bugsy Davis

Mr. Know-It-All

Pete Trudgeon

Captain Videotape

Sean Bieri

Lone Shark

Megan Laesch

Psycho Woman

Aaron Trudgeon

Professor Quidley

Scott McCloud

Board Man (voice)

Noah McMullen

Spud

Natalie Miller

Ernie